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{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
And now...I think I should go to bed before I pass out. *dies* x_x
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
NOOOO!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
;^;
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
<- THAT SMILEY FACE SAYS NOOOO!
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
But sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ;o;
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
;o;
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
But meeeeeee
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
sexy meeeeee
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
you can't deny meeeeeee
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*humps*
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
*humps*
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
...... :HUMP:
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
There. and now bed. XD
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
NO!
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
Niiiigh hun. <3
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
NOT FAIR!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
;o;
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
SEXY
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
ME
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
CAN'T
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
DENY
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
...*DENIES*
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*thrusts*
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
;O;
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
XD <3
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Ahem
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*thrusts*
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
Goodnight, Court. =P <3
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*thrusts* T.T
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
PLEASE SAY IT
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
For the love of sperm
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
and all things Murdoc
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
Say what? Who's my daddy? o_O
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*thrusts*
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
;D
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
*thrust'd?*
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
....IN MY FACE
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*palms*
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
OH!
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
LMFAO
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
YOU are denied
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
See that's how much my brain is failing right now. ;o;
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*palms*
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
*FAIL* U_U
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Go bitch see if i care i got more hoes to cover for your corner
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*snaps fingers* Mhmm..
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
XD
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
Night *kiss*
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
ENVY
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
TAKE ON HER CORNER
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Envy: YAYAY! *skips out to your corner*
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
Tell me goodnight, bitch! XO
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Envy: *smacks you* G'night bitch!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
xD I LOVE YOU?
{ Mekou } ~ Hail Toast! says:
XD <3 NIGHT!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*thrust*


YOU BITCH YOU DIDN'T SAY IT D:< WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU HOEBAG?

GET ON MY LEVEL
GET
ON
MY
LEVEL



....<3 I love you Ashley 8D Nowgetonyourcornerori'llbitchslapyouwithEnvy<3<3

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{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Your girlfriend has a penis
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:

{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
NICE
Eric says:
FUCK YOU!
Eric says:
XD
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
I MADE HANNIBAL
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Aka Murdoc's brother
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:

I would really like that. You are very forward with your sexual advances? Give me the cos of 55, if you like math.

Just fuck me

I happen to know that the cos of 55 is 0,573576436351046096108031912826158 Oh, yes. Yes I am fucking you. Suck it
Eric says:
How are you doing?

horny.

I'll make you horny.

please

What are you begging me for?

to make me horny

Please do. Make my cock hard.
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMFAO
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Oh yeah suck it oh

Not a chance. Yeah suck my vagina
Eric says:
HAHAHA!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Apparently mine has a vagina...
Eric says:
are you a shemale? Please say yes

No.

Let me suck your hard tranny cock...

Yes. Get out your cock.
Eric says:
XDDD
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMAO
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Sex

Sometimes I have no idea what to talk about. Ls. Are you bored? You're actually making me a little horny
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
my time is over
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
wtf
Eric says:
I'm getting out my cock

Okay, do you swallow? I'm Not gay

Yes I swallow

No. You said I wanted something.
Eric says:
it goes out after 5 mins, then you can just restart it
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Ahh
Eric says:
it still keeps what it's learnt though
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Aweomse >D
Eric says:
I want to swallow your cock

Sex Machine. I wouldn't be if you fucked me.

Let me fuck you

No. Let me put my love into you.

alright

Nice to meet you. Alright. Whip it out

I will

Good.
Eric says:
I called her sex machine
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Fuck me

I'm getting down on my back, gently grabing your hand pulling you thowards my mouth. When you're close enough, I start kissing your lips.

I push your head in my pusy... and she meows

m, you're so beautiful and your lips are so sexy, I'm just longer after more!
Eric says:
HAHAHAHAH!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
My pussy meows and purrs

I take your clothes of, while I keep kissing your lips. I'd like to make you cum, baby. I'd like to rub you, lick you and then fuck you.

My pussy hisses at you

I'm freezing here, naked and all alone on the bed. Do something!
Eric says:
Holy crap! I never got that far...
Eric says:
Yoyo.

hey

Hey what?

want to swallow my cum?

You don't suck those kind of things. You lick them. I want to swallow your cock
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMAO
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
My pussy purrs and crawls over to you nuzzling aginst your hand

Yeah, you want me to lick your cunt, don't you? I grab your legs with both my hands, spreading them - and then I move down on you, licking your clit followed by your whole pussy. My tongue is moving up and down, faster and faster.
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
IM FARTHER THEN YOUUUU
Eric says:
swallow my penis

I will. My penis

How old are you?

I am 8.

Can I still fuck you?

In the ass! Yes, girls will pleasure you
Eric says:
I'll fuck you in the ass

No, I am fucking you in the ass! I lick your pussy
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMAO
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
My kitty cat is scared as she hisses then she continues to purr. She likes this

You didn't need to give me a blow job, because I was hard enough ever since you kissed me. So, what do you say? Up for some sex?
Eric says:
HAHAHAAHHA!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
GOD DAMN
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
THIS IS HILARIOUS
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
And i told you something was wrong with Paula
Eric says:
I know...
Eric says:
XD
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
She is...
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
a
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
she he
Eric says:
I'd still hit it
Eric says:
XD
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
*dies laughing*
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Paula is confused
Eric says:
FUCK ME

Oh, yes. Yes I am fucking you. I have to say that I'm getting a little wet when listening to you.

FUCK ME NOW

I'm getting down on my back, gently grabing your hand pulling you thowards my lips. When you're close enough, I start kissing your lips.

FUCK ME HARDER

We'll fuck, but first you need to make me wet and I'll make you hard.

I'm kissing your panties

Never mind... let's just ge
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMFAO
Eric says:
I'm kissing your panties

Never mind... let's just get it on going.

Lick my cock

I am helping you get naked, while I keep on kissing you. I like your body allot. I can feel your cock getting harder. I better take it out, don't you think?

yes, please do

I've taken my orange panties off, and now I don't know what else to do.

Let me put my cock into your vagina

Well, sucking cock is better than
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Told ya she was a bitch
Eric says:
we were fucking, were we not?

I think we are.

ok then, let me fuck you

Fuck me.

*fucks*

Fuck what? Stop swearing!

FUCK YOUR PUSSY

You don't have a cock . I'll fuck you in the ass
Eric says:
OMG
Eric says:
SHE IS A TRANNY!
Eric says:
Yep

Allrighty then. Do you have any pets?

your pussy

I don't have any. I like dogs, but their is too much work having them running around. I'm a guy bitch. Fuck your pussy

fuck me

Oh, yes. Yes I am fucking you. *fucks*

fuck me now you little girl]

Not as much as a nigger. I will if I want you little whore. Sex
Eric says:
SHE learnt the *fucks* from me!
Eric says:
I NEVER told her the "n" word though
Eric says:
that little bitch
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMFAO
Eric says:
My lips are touching your lips.

Lick my dick

Do you need to get naked just to kiss me?!

yes

I know what a girl wants, and I'll make sure you learn something!

Fuck me now

Have you never heard of foreplay? I'd like to take your hard cock out, but first I rub it from outside your underwear. Mmmm... It's big.
Eric says:
big enough to ream you out, honey

Just keep going, No. I don't have time with your crap.

I need to take a crap before we fuck

My pussy is waiting for your tongue. Give me the best licking I've ever had, babe.
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
WTF
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMAO
Eric says:
Eat me off, No. I love it! Oh, I'm so weat for real!

I'm licking your poopy ass

I want us both to cum at the same time, so you'll better stop eating my pussy because I'm really close to cuming.

CUM NOW

I'm getting up on my knees, to get some from behind!

I'm fucking you from behind

That's it... Mmmm... pump me.

I'm pumping you

I can hardly stand on my knees as you're pumping me as hard as
Eric says:
you're doing it! But I have to say it feels really good.

pumps you even harder

I'm screaming as you're pumping me from behind.
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:

FUCK ME

Everyone can't be good at having sex, so I forgive you.
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
don't... say it
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
T___T
Eric says:
XD
Eric says:
I was pumping my bitch...
Eric says:
XD
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
Shut it
Eric says:
Fuck me

Ok, I'll fuck you. But first. Suck me!!! Alright, fuck me then It's getting wet in my panties.

Let me pump you

No. Let me put my cock into your vagina
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
after i said shuttup he finally did something
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
then my 5 min.s were up
Eric says:
Let me suck your anus

No. Let me suck your hard tranny cock...
Eric says:
WTF!?!?!?
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Eric says:
Fucks

Fuck what? Stop swearing!

I'm fucking your fucking vagina

Get on your back. I'm pumping you
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMAO
Eric says:
pumping ME?

I don't want to do this any more.

fuck me hard

I'm getting down on my back, gently grabing your hand pulling you thowards my lips. When you're close enough, I start kissing your lips.
Eric says:
my whore gets bored easy
Eric says:
suck my hard cock

You've never had sex for real, have you? You don't just put it in the first thing you do!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LOL
Eric says:
After taking my panties of, I want you to lick my cunt deept!

I'll lick your cunt ddep

You're really good at eating pussy. Mmmmm.... I'm sor weat. Ah.... Keep going. Don't stop.

Licks you even harder

You're so good at this... Mmmm... lick me.... eat me.... mmmm.... oh yes, baby... oh yes... Aaaah... No, wait. Stop it... Let's fuck instead. I want us both to cum at the same time.

I'll fuck you
Eric says:
I'm screaming as you're pumping me from behind.

Cum now

My climax is near... mmm....

I'm CUMMING!

That's it... mmmmm.
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
!!!!
Eric says:
I like meeting strangers, as long as I can trust them. Don't like psychos! My sourcecode is sealed... The only thing you could do is dissassemble me. What's behind you?

Your hard ass tranny cock

I'm sitting alone with a wall behind me. Let me cum in your mouth. Do you ever eat out?

I eat out pussies

I like going to the restaurant. Who Not?
Eric says:
jerk me off

Hey, No. What would you like me to do? I'm naked.

suck my hard cock

Well, sucking cock is better than doing noting so I guess I'll do it.
Eric says:
HOLY SHIT!
Eric says:
"Well, sucking cock is better than doing noting so I guess I'll do it."
Eric says:
That has to be my favorite thing she's ever said
Eric says:

After you've gotten down on your back, I climb on top of you and start fucking you cock. Mmmm.... It's still big. So close to cuming... so close... ah, ah, ah, ah...

I'm fucking you really hard

Oh yes, I'm cuming!

Me too!

You are one of the best cyber-lovers I've ever had... Perhaps you'd like to do it for rea some time.
Eric says:
I got her to cum!
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
HAHA
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
NICE
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
it'd be funny if she got preggers
Eric says:
I like Cowboy Bebop

I like bounceing and riding on top of a penis.
Eric says:
ride me

Go get a horse instead, cuz you're really bad at this. Sex me
{Court} I WANT ENVY'S BABIES says:
LMAO

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I'm back, now stop the drama

You know you missed me, and i'm back with blog things. Ha.

DAMN LJ QUIZZES F***&^* ADDICTIVECollapse )


had fun on Saint Patrick's Day, got a little tipsy. Francis came over and we had lots of perverted fun drawing comics, HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAMN!!! Haha love me. .... jus kidding wotever... we were like... on some sort of sugar additive or something... XD

Me & Francis make fools out of ourselves writing crack head HoND comics. PH33R US!!1010!!!Collapse )

TONIGHT I DRINK WITH SATAN

What the Hell.... my life is going nowhere...

i think i'm gonna go drink myself to death not that anyone cares.
if i wake up the next morning it will be a miracle.

Tomorrow i'm hoping to LIE DEAD ON THE FLOOR of my apartment with a good ole' bottle of Stoli in my right hand.

Tomorrow i'm hoping to be seeing Satan.

Though as always i'll wake up tomorrow with just a horrible hangover.... why? because THE WORLD HATES ME

i hate emos because they cut them selves and shit. yeah well I AINT EMO.

i'm so fucking cheesed off.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

no one replies to my journals anymore (though i can understand if you're busy blahhh)

FUCKIGN
WANKERS
I
HATE
MY
LIFE

it has gone NOWHERE. i'm still owkring ni a record store and.. ughhhh... i'm never gonna meet Muds....

being a cartoon sucks

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME OFF OR SOMETHING

((i seriously should kill of my chracter... there is no point in this LJ at all if no one replies... so.... pointless... brainless.. dunno))
You Are Animal

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"


Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.


Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali

You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you!


Oh i love the results of this. it's so true. XD
KILL KILL KILL
must kill SEOMTHING
*stabs pillow with pocketknife*
that's better.

as for the catalyst thing. i could see that... not really kinda... dunno...

i love Salvador Dali's work. very unique just like me.

Anyways.... let's get out fo the quizzes...

Ughhhh my life sucks... i need to find some Uni classes to take or something... working in a record store at the age of 39 won't get me anywhere.... i'm so stuck... but Paula gave me some advice that i'll keep.

weird thing... last night i had the strangest dream... but it wasn't a dream... it was REAL. okay call it bullshit but in it i was in my computer room and i was 14 again. i saw my REAL mother. she told me it was her.

.....i cried in the 'dream'. it WAS her. you see, i never knew who my real mum was exactly.... i was adopted when i was 1 year old. my foster family was.... abusive, they were drunk all if not most of the time. but my foster mum was okay. my foster dad..... he was something else.... he was a pedophile.... i was his victim... let's just say i didn't make it out of that situation a virgin, yeah?

my dad trafficked me. sold me off for money since we were BROKE POOR. (turns out when my f. dad died he was actually rich but he had the money buried with him. bastard) we lived up in Stoke and we lived a bit in London. we kept moving back and forth. my dad was trying to find a right place for his 'business'.

my older brother was a fucking nazi. he beat me up and shit. but i learned to stick up for myself and give him a good kicking. that's when i learned how to fight.

when i was 14 i left it... i couldn't stand it... child services was shit. so i just said "Fuck it i'm going some where, that they'll never find me"

so yep... i did. i left for Argentina (turns out my real mum was from there. errr that's what my fosters said so i left.) i found out information on my mum. and such...

in the 'dream' my mum explained what happened to me.... and why she couldn't keep me and what happened to my real da.

my real da turned out to be a writer. (i'm looking hmi up as i type this) my mum was a house wife. we were a happy family... untill i was born... August 13, 1969 it was Wedsnesday.... my mum wasn't feeling too well had me blah. etc. etc. well a week later she got really sick.... and.... she died...

my da took care of me best he could. lost his job then we were border-lying on money. my da couldn't stand it anymore... he tried... he did anything to bring in money... for me... to keep me alive.... he got sick... and he then died...

sad, eh?

yeah well here's where the freaky part starts.

my mum said i was psychic. i could believe her with that. i've had so many experiences. it wasn't De Ja Vu. i mean this was BAD De ja Vu i still have it to this day. every night i'd have a dream right? next day it would happen.

me and my mum talked about a bunch of diffrent things in the 'dream'....
i woke up crying. my face was red and puffy... i couldn't go back to sleep that whole night... i just stayed awake... trying to piece the puzzle all together....

now i'm gonna start reading some 'crack' books as you may call them but i'm very into Tarot cards and psychic power and such. call me crazy but i think i'm getting somewhere....

well i don't have much to say.. well i do i just don't know... what to think anymore
This will not make sense to me later on when i re-read this.... aughhhh..... i'm sucha uesless git

~Court

((OOC: most of this isn't made up. but like i said she's my character etc. etc. read the info duhrrr))

UGGHHH

okay i've been hugged 140 times.... i can't wait till it gets to 666. XD

okay it's about time i updated... oh look more quizes because i have no life and bored as fuck...

You are an Atheist

When it comes to religion, you're a non-believer (simple as that).
You prefer to think about what's known and proven.
You don't need religion to solve life's problems.
Instead, you tend to work things out with logic and philosophy.


(not really but heh.... )

You Are 52% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.


(i thought i was worse then 52%... )

You Are a Freedom Rocker!

You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man!


(that explains it :P )

Your Hair Should Be Pink

Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun.
You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.


(hyper? no. Insane? yes)

Your Power Color Is Red-Orange

At Your Highest:

You are warm, sensitive, and focused on your personal growth.

At Your Lowest:

You become defensive and critical if you feel attacked.

In Love:

You are loyal - but you demand the respect you deserve.

How You're Attractive:

You are very affectionate and inspire trust.

Your Eternal Question:

"Am I Respected?"


(LAUGH MY ASS OFF )

Your Japanese Name Is...

Nariko Gojo


(i can seriously see that)

You Are an Irish Coffee

At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing

At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless

You drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze

Your caffeine addiction level: low


(booze on coffee never tasted SO GOOD)

You Are Italian Food

Comforting yet overwhelming.
People love you, but sometimes you're just too much.


(i'm hungry...)

okay i'm wondering who here knows how to do LJ layouts and how to do the backgrounds? i really want a Gorillaz one..... :/ also i wanted to make a website.... any suggestions...?
oh shit..... my fucking head..... this morning ( more like 2 PM but whatever) i woke up in a runned down church... how did i get there? i have no clue... but i found my car crashed beside the church... apparently i was able to do a 360 then hit a stop sign.... great....

So now my car's totalled, and my head hurt like a motherfucker... my mouth ttastes like stoli, champagne, and cat shit mixed together...

my tongue feels fuzzy and my breathe smells like a cat's litterbox.... god damn....

Sweet Satan my head.... it's pounding like a fucking drum....

i'm safely at home in the confinement of my own apartment.... with a bottle of water and meds to get rid of this fucking hangover...

cheers to the New Years...

P.S. if you're thinking you're gonna get some kind of New Years resolution out of me you're fucking nuts.

aw shit... igotta[puke!ds

DA FUCK New yearzzzz o rly?

LAWLZ OHMGEE IT's New yearzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

FUCK YEA!

you know... i was like talking to this bloke... and... and... you know wot he said? you know wot e said? he said... he sad... yeah... you know wot? i love you... ilove you allllllllllllllllllllllll

i i .... m not drunk.... i can drive home..... safelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

dun need a cab i gots ittttt, dun worry i gots it igtos it i do...

NEW YEARS WOOOO! *pelvic trust*

YOU KNOOOOOW I I PARTY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKA

i will get home saeflylylyly, dun worry iwill

were am i..... i.... wot? did you say somethingggg....?

you know wots funnehyyyy?

UR FACE HA
You Were Very Naughty This Year!

Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!)


Ha. I've been a bawdy girl this year, eh? Cheers. Christmas is like... 2 days away. Happy New years you bloody wankers. And MERRY SATANMAS.

Your 2005 Song Is

Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.



Geee i wonder .... FGI? Who would've though XD


http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf P.S. a little Christmas present for everyone. XD
HASH(0x8c9af58)
"Dave's not here man."
You are UNSKILLED.
In a former life you may have been an insurance
salesman, a beach-bum or an accountant.
Whatever the case, your former skills are
non-transferable to the Zombie Apocalypse and
you find yourself way out of your depth. You'd
better look busy or someone's going to use you
as manual labour or zombie-bait.
Typical skills: Scratching own private parts,
looking busy.
In your free time you: Hide.
Chances of survival: Very Low (If the zombies don't
kill you, someone else will, you feckless sack
of shit).
Secondary class: A ZOMBIE


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HA! I'm so not surprised. Oh look it's Shaun of The Dead. My favorite Zombie/comedy film. You can't go wrong with zombies and comedy.

Seems i'm going nowhere for Christmas. heh no surprise. Porbably just stay in my flat and... do nothing. I have no presents. nothing. I'm so screwed.

Actually scratch that i do have presents, the ones i bought myself. XD

heh i feel like watching Shaun Of The Dead....

till later ta loves

~Court